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Michael as I talk to you.

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Oh, the thing.

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We're going to do a little interview.

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I'm going to roll the camera. Look at
this guy.

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Horny as can be, we have the formal
introductions. We'll do ladies first.

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is your name, sweetie?

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Jocelyn. Oh, high five. One for one. And
who's this dude to the left? Ethan

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Hunt. Ethan Hunt. It's a pleasure.

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You're joining the crew today. Say
hello.

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So what's up, sweetie?

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How are you?

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Peachy? Peachy, peachy keen, or just
peachy? Just peachy keen. No peachy keen

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today. Because I'm making you work on
Labor Day. How much labor are you going

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be doing for me today?

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Oh, this isn't labor.

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Labor of love. That's what we're doing
today.

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Labor of luck.

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What is the craziest thing you've done
lately?

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Craziest thing I've done lately?

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Are you just kidding me? Oh, my God.
Today. Yeah, such a team. Today.

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I'll tell you.

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Lately.

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Impressively.

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Personal. Oh, my God. That would be a
swing party.

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Oh, yeah. Talk to me. What did you do at
the swing party?

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Well, the lights were off, and I know
there was at least four people there.

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Oh, you couldn't tell who was paying
you? No. Well, that's even not even.

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No, yeah.

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Wow. Yeah.

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It was the deprivation room. No lights.
No light.

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No lights whatsoever.

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You could see silhouettes, but that was
not it. Oh, that was the excitement of

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not knowing who was inside.

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Yeah, and I was kind of carried in
there.

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Wow.

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Special fantasy that you've completed
recently.

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What was it?

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Ah, special fantasy completed recently.

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I'm sorry to be holding you back, my
friend.

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Good things come to those who wait. This
is what they tell me.

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Recently, recently.

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Oh, fantasy.

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That was pretty much the swing party.

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I had never done anything where I didn't
know who was in the room, you know,

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been introduced, that type of thing.

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You know, so that was pretty wild. I had
never done that.

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How about you ever do anything you never
told anyone about but you can't believe

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you did it?

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I can't believe I did it. Yeah, but you
didn't tell anyone.

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Except for today.

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What'd you do? Except for today.

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What'd you do? Oh, I took two guys home
that were best friends from a bar.

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Random? Random.

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Oh!

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This is a fun one. What'd you do? You
were like, you and you, come with me.

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You didn't wear a panty? I told him to
meet me over at a hotel. One got

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the other one got the room. You met him
that night?

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Mm -hmm.

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Where do we go to make people like you?
At Chili's or something?

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At Chili's, exactly.

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TGI Friday's, baby.

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Well, you can get a nice hot pepper
waiting for you right down there.

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I usually give the honor. That was the
wildest thing. That is wild.

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It was fun. It was fun. One was black,
one was white, and they were best

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friends. I thought, all right, there you
have that. A little swirl going on

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there.

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Wow.

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Any more interrogation questions I need
to ask? Yeah, what else do you want to

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know? Favorite part that you like on
your body?

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My butt.

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May we?

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Will you display this for us? Will you
help her?

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Because I don't think I have any.

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Wow.

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That's crazy.

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You're up there with the Brazilian and
black girl asses right there.

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Ridiculous.

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I don't want to waste the premium lube,
but I do want to shine this up.

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Do it, do it, do it. It turns a nice red
one pink.

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Wow, look at that sound. You get good
acoustics on that.

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You're going to go on tour with it?

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I probably could.

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I probably could.

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You know, I'm just going to play a part
where you guys do what you guys want to

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do.

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You look like he's already starting.

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Exactly.

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You

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were

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with the hairy girl.

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You know what?

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I don't know.

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We are a rare breed.

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Even Hunt is in your cunt.

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He will be.

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You weren't expecting an ass that bad,
were you?

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I've got little layers going.

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Hey!

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Now where was I?

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Get that shot.

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You see that?

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That shit is crazy.

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Mm -hmm.

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Where are you going?

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I'm back in many years of hairy pussy
now.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, you get a straight shot right in
there.

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Thank you.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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You did.

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Oh, right there. You've got to go back
down.

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That's it.

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Look back at me. Look at me.

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Let me see you.

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That's it.

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Right there.

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Oh,

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look at this.

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You've never done one before, huh?

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Go ahead, try it.

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No way.

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I want to see it.

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Thank you.

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I see a squad on the squad.

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How about just the back one?

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There you go.

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That's it.

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Oh, look at you.

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Just in.

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Believe it, believe it, believe it.

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That's that girl.

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What? Enough sex for the rest of the
year? Oh, for this weekend. For this

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weekend. There you go.

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Fun girl.

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Fun girl.

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Next time, gang bang.

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All right.

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For real?

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I'm going to make some phone calls.

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Wow.

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So I'm thinking, this week you can use
the bathroom and she's going to follow

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you. You're going to follow me? We can.

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We can.

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We can.

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The chicken with the red butt.

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Do I have, do I have good hand prints?

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That's when you know I have a good
tummy.

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By the shape of my ass.

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I see a full moon over here.

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See,

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I look like I had fun.

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You do that in your personal life,
Rachel?

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Mm -hmm. I don't know.

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That means you're really real.

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I figure if I'm not going to do it, or
if I'm going to do it on camera, I'm

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going to do it in real life, too.

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Otherwise, it's shocking. You've got to
enjoy it. You've got to enjoy it. You've

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got to enjoy it.

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You rub it in your breath?

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No, it's water.

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Yeah, it's water.

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That was water.

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Make sure I didn't miss anything with my
hair.

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Give us kisses.